Headed For Heaven

There was this women who was married to a drunk.  She was always happy, even when her husband beat her.  A pastor asked her, how can you be so happy when your husband, insults you, beats you and bring home all his dirty friends. She replied,  some day I'm going to heaven with Jesus and I won't have to put up with a husband anymore.  It makes me sing to know Jesus is a real gentleman and he truly loves me.